true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet


im still laughing at this

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes
I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol